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HEARD ABOUT ESE?

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Have you heard about Ese?  Golden black Ese as we used to call her.  Her skin so beautiful that most people called her the goddess of the black race.  She went to papa Ijebu, who mixed pepper with lemon water, he added a little bit of carol white and a pinch of something which name, I can't recall. Suddenly the black in her skin vanished like magic, she was now "African snow white"  and she reigned in her head and her new found skin.  Ese was walking on the air, almost like her new skin gave her super powers.  Awhile later, there were cracks, itches,scratches and peelings... Her body was at war with itself.  Ese's skin changed colors more rapidly than a chameleon, no one could keep up. Then came the decay that went from her skin deep inside of her and in a flash, she was gone.   Ese died trying to be who she wasn't, she was so dissatisfied with being black in a black skin and I wonder why, what is so wrong with being black?  
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           MY KARMA CAME TOO FAST


You know how they say what goes around comes around? Well, my karma came running home to me way too fast.
 
So, I'm the last child of my parents  and my immediate older brother is 7yrs older to me. Yah, I'm the real baby of the house. Well, my family is a close-knit family and I have always been endured and tolerated umhmm,I did get away with almost everything. Like sending my older ones to help me do stuff but I always never agree to doing anything for them without a fight, I always acted like am the older one and then I  took their stuff mostly without their permission. It felt like paradise at that time,it really did. 😂😂😂😂

The story is, my niece is just 11yrs and she is already showing me pepper. My things are practically hers,like babe left her bathing soap for mine and now I can't even see it anywhere to buy (no importing things yet). The one wey pain me pass, happened last two Sundays... I was dressing up for church and she stood there telling me what to wear and what not to wear,the facemask to use,the bag to carry and most of the things she picked were off color sef 😏😏😏 And then I finished dressing up and she went on with the advice section, "don't hug anyone" "go straight to church and come back home" (where else would I go to?🤔🤔🤔) and then she finally said "make sure you pay attention in church ooo" (like seriously, was I going to church to dance duduke?🙄🙄)

I was now outside the house ready to leave for my church in one peace when I heard her calling for me to wait and then she came out with my facemask (the one she picked out for me to use that I deliberately left behind) and I managed a "thank you" with a smile and continued my journey. As I was going I heard her say, "being a mother is not easy, see how grown and beautiful you are now... you kids grow up so fast" and I turned around totally in my tiger mood ready to have her for breakfast but I was dressed for church, so I  managed to calmly ask "are you talking to me?" and she replied "of course I am. Now go to church and be careful" then she went in and locked the door.

I stood there awhile longer and pitied myself...that was me few years ago and I remember thinking 'who gave karma my address?'😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢 When I told the family what that little fellow did,they said I'm getting what I deserve. Like seriously? who do me dis thing?. And she is just one of my many nieces and nephews.

I officially need a new family, I want to amend my ways and do better as a little sister because I'm officially tired already. Help me........


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  1. Unknown2 July 2020 at 23:31

    I think your karma is fair😢😅

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    1. Lizzy's Haven3 July 2020 at 11:19

      😢😭😭😭 you should be nice to me....remember what goes around comes around.

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  2. stephen3 July 2020 at 06:50

    This is not karma. It's the joy side family.

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  3. Darlington3 July 2020 at 07:20

    Lol...your Karma was a bit fair compared to you hectoring your older siblings.

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    1. Lizzy's Haven3 July 2020 at 11:21

      I thought you were my paddy... 😢😢😢

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  4. Udochi Adachuks3 July 2020 at 08:48

    Hahahahaha. Pele o my sister.

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  5. Unknown4 July 2020 at 14:51

    😹😹😹A cute one

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  6. Unknown4 July 2020 at 23:53

    Start thanking karma because is pay back Time..lols

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  7. Unknown9 July 2020 at 21:56

    well, that is the beauty of being the baby of the house.

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    1. Lizzy's Haven10 July 2020 at 11:36

      I guess so and I liked until now that my niece is dealing with me

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  8. Hollin22 July 2020 at 14:45

    Lol
    She's paying you in full

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  9. Unknown28 July 2020 at 22:40

    Wow💛

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